Funny Christmas Greeting Text Messages

Funny Christmas Greeting Text Messages

Hey Folks, Here we are Wishing you Merry Christmas to you and your family. In this post we have some Funny Christmas Greeting Text Messages. Make this Christmas season more funnier than any Christmas Season by sending Funny Christmas Greeting Text Messages. Send this Funny Christmas Greeting Text Messages to your family, relatives, Colleagues and Friends and make their Christmas season most funnier ever they had.We have some of the most Funny Christmas Greeting Text Messages for you so you don't have to panic to searching on internet. 

Funny Christmas Greeting Text Messages

Do not expect Santa They all are Drunk and flat

Merry Christmas without gifts.

Funny Christmas Greeting Text Messages

I think Santa should hire giants instead of elves .

so that he can have a faster production of gifts.

Funny Christmas Greeting Text Messages

Dear Santa this year please give me

a big fat bank account and a slim body

and this year don’t mix the two up

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Funny Christmas Greeting Text Messages

This Christmas let’s try to keep things in their proper perspective.

After all, credit cards do have their limits.

Funny Christmas Greeting Text Messages

I’m hoping for a magical Christmas this year.

I’m hoping all my relatives will magically disappear.

Funny Christmas Greeting Text Messages

The one thing women don’t want to find in their stockings

on Christmas morning is their husband.

Funny Christmas Greeting Text Messages

Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?

You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Funny Christmas Greeting Text Messages

There are three stages of man:

he believes in Santa Claus;

he does not believe in Santa Claus;

he is Santa Claus

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Funny Christmas Greeting Text Messages

Mail your packages early

so the post office can lose

them in time for Christmas.

Funny Christmas Greeting Text Messages

At Christmas, tea is compulsory.

Relatives are optional.

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