Funny Christmas Text Messages

Funny Christmas Text Messages

Sending funny Christmas text messages gives a family ,friends and chance to laugh together and feel a sense of enjoyment, fun, joy and propinquity. Laughter always reduces stress and it saves us from different disease. Fun and laughter is very Inevitable for healthy life. Now the most happiest and joyful  festival is coming and this year try to wish your friends and family with funny Christmas text messages and make them happy. Without Fun this Christmas you can't make it happiest and unforgettable. So on Christmas day first of all wish your dear ones through funny Christmas text messages.

Funny Christmas Text Messages

Bert, aged 25.  ‘My wife’s an angel’.

Don, aged 57.  ‘Your lucky, mine is still alive’.

Funny Christmas Text Messages

Q.What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas ?

A.Sandy claws.

Funny Christmas Text Messages

Q.Who is never hungry at Christmas  ?

A.The turkey – he’s always stuffed

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Funny Christmas Text Messages

Q.What is black and white and noisy?

A. A zebra with a drum kit

Funny Christmas Text Messages

Q.What do vampires sing on New Year’s Eve?

A. Auld Fang Syne

Funny Christmas Text Messages

Q.What would a reindeer do if it lost its tail?

A.She’d go to a “re-tail” shop for a new one!

Funny Christmas Text Messages

Christmas : The time when everyone gets Santa mental.

Funny Christmas Text Messages

Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas  with a detective?

A: Santa Clues!

Funny Christmas Text Messages

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas  party? Chick to chick

Funny Christmas Text Messages

Q. What’s the most popular wine at Christmas ?

A. “There’s nothing good on TV!

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Funny Christmas Text Messages

Q. Does Santa like Christmas  carols?

A. No. He’s more into wrap.

Funny Christmas Text Messages

Q .What do you call a row of men waiting for a haircut?

A .A barbecue

Funny Christmas Text Messages

Q .What’s the best Christmas  film?

A .There’s Something About Mary.

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