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1) My New Year’s Resolution for 2015? I will be less lazy.
2) I resolve to stop poisoning my family with my cooking.
3) I will not tell the same story at every get together.
4) I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
5) I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
6) I will not wet the bed and blame it on my younger brother.
7) I promise to stick to these resolutions for more than a week.
8) I will never again eat a jack fruit before going to a public function.
9) Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
10) I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
11) I will leave my brain at home while going to watch the supposedly scary movies.
12) I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
13) I will not hang around girls – they think you love them and that sucks.
14) I will play more computer games. Scientists say they’re good for me and improve my visual skills.
15) I promise to clean my room once a week even though I haven’t cleaned it more than once in the last year.
2) I resolve to stop poisoning my family with my cooking.
3) I will not tell the same story at every get together.
4) I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.
5) I will avoid taking a bath whenever possible and conserve more water.
6) I will not wet the bed and blame it on my younger brother.
7) I promise to stick to these resolutions for more than a week.
8) I will never again eat a jack fruit before going to a public function.
9) Assure my lawyer that I will never again show up drunk at a custody hearing.
10) I will not ring the stewardess button on airplanes just to get her phone number.
11) I will leave my brain at home while going to watch the supposedly scary movies.
12) I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking leaves. I will think of some more excuses.
13) I will not hang around girls – they think you love them and that sucks.
14) I will play more computer games. Scientists say they’re good for me and improve my visual skills.
15) I promise to clean my room once a week even though I haven’t cleaned it more than once in the last year.
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