Funny Merry Christmas Wishes Messages 2014

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Funny Merry Christmas Wishes Messages 2014

Hilarious Merry Christmas Wishes Quotes for Friends with Greetings Images

1)

Christmas is mostly for children.
But we adults can enjoy it too,
Until the credit card bills arrive.

Merry Christmas 2014

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2)

Christmas is truly full of wonders.
It makes all of my savings disappear!
That is the Christmas magic.

Wishing You Merry Christmas

3)

Please allow Jesus to Come and
Bless people in Church on Christmas,
If he sees you there he may not.
So come here and have party with me.

Merry Christmas to you

4)

Santa wont be coming this year…
He died laughing when you said
“you been a good girl”.

Have a Merry Christmas

5)

Dear Santa this year please give me
A big fat bank account and a slim body
And this year don’t mix the two up

6)

May on this Christmas
Glow of prosperity and joy of Happiness
Fill in you body along with Christmas wine.

Merry Christmas To You

7)

I have Kept some photos in my home
So come here instead of Church
You can drink and pray,
And no more boring speech from the priest.

Merry Christmas and Happy New year

8)

If some fat man snatches you
Up and puts you in a bag, don’t worry,
It’s Santa collecting his Hos for Christmas.
I’m sending this from his bag..bring alcohol!